It Doesn't Need Repairs It Is a Perfect Car!!!

Kinja'd!!! "The Ghost of Oppo" (gohstoklasa)
03/01/2016 at 09:55 • Filed to: VWLOL

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Dear OPPO, can we please make this the new “Pretty sure that is a Lambo dude”?


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > The Ghost of Oppo
03/01/2016 at 09:57

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EPC = exemplarily perfect car?


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > The Ghost of Oppo
03/01/2016 at 10:00

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This phrase should follow VW like an acrid black cloud.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > The Ghost of Oppo
03/01/2016 at 10:01

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Wouldn’t it be the new “because race car”?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Ghost of Oppo
03/01/2016 at 10:02

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Brakes just slow you down.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > The Ghost of Oppo
03/01/2016 at 10:05

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Famous quote by Ettore Bugatti about brakes being practically non-existent on the certain car:

I make cars to go. Not to stop.


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Klaus Schmoll
03/01/2016 at 10:21

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Yeah but because race car just doesn’t have the same eye rolling facepalm connotation that lambo dude and this amazing quote do


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > The Ghost of Oppo
03/01/2016 at 12:38

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“Small dent on X” + no picture of dent = “That body panel is missing”